10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "No river, no fish."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.