10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is for loners.