10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.