10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.