10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright