10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!