10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!