10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright