10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fook the floosh droo!