10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]