10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die