10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth