10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?