10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.