10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd