10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)