10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright