10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike