10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.