10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant