10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.