10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker