10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?