10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is for loners.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls