10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'