10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester