10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!