10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine