10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves