10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.