10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is for loners.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.