10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.