10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.