10 Random Poker Quotes

This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.