10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.