10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "No river, no fish."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.