10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)