10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)