10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha