10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com