10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Welcome to kicker school