10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion