10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)