10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"