10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.