10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.