10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.