10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Why not, when some because there are three.