10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is for loners.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is