10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow